Eddie and the Ethnogeneric Undercover Cop

By Peter Grant

Comedy & satire, Short stories | eBook


Making the City Safe for Pansies Eddie’s partner goes undercover and poses as a gay Puerto Rican hairdresser. A mysterious gang is targeting greenhouses and the garden clubs can’t face “a spring without pansies.” He is sucked into the bizarre world of pansy pinchers and goes deeper undercover as a transvestite. The spirit is willing but the ankles are weak and he has less than a week to learn how to walk in heels. Will pansies bloom in the spring? Petunias won’t do. Read on.



Years ago a band of naughty transvestites targeted greenhouses in the Hartford area. Peter Grant worked at a seed company at the time and, young though he was, spotted them in their festive hats and oversized handbags. He watched them filch plastic grapes and made them pay retail. The word "ethnogenric" came from a woman at a concert who said she "couldn't see her son." He was one of the bass players. "Which one?" "The ethnogeneric one," she replied. While fiction, this Amazon bestseller is based in truth.


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Years ago a band of naughty transvestites targeted greenhouses in the Hartford area. Peter Grant worked at a seed company at the time and, young though he was, spotted them in their festive hats and oversized handbags. He watched them filch plastic grapes and made them pay retail. The word "ethnogenric" came from a woman at a concert who said she "couldn't see her son." He was one of the bass p...


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