I Am Annoyed: One Man's Rants Against This Annoying World

By Aaron Schultz

Comedy & satire, General non-fiction | eBook


Aaron Schultz is ANNOYED, and he's decided to do something about it. No, not anything constructive, instead he just wrote a book about everything that annoys him in a series of over-the-top comedic rants. Here are a few examples of the things that annoy the author: pretentious hipsters, people who talk loudly in restaurants, disgusting public restrooms, pandering politicians, religious extremists, intercourse remorse, overly cheerful people, overly negative people, unfunny guy who thinks he's a stand up comic, kids throwing tantrums in public while their wimpy parents plead for them to take a "time out," bad childhood memories, and even his own annoying self. All these annoyances are covered in great detail in this book, along with dozens and dozens more. So if you're annoyed about life in general and you just want someone else to relate to, or if you get your jollies off on the misery of others and you delight in the fact that there is a guy that is so annoyed by so many stupid things, or if you're easily offended by foul language, lewd topics, and crass humor and you want something else to get your blood boiling, or if you just want a good laugh at this annoying world, then this book is for you. So what are you waiting for, let's all get annoyed! (Damn, that sounded so fucking annoying).


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Aaron Schultz is ANNOYED, and he's decided to do something about it. No, not anything constructive, instead he just wrote a book about everything that annoys him in a series of over-the-top comedic rants. Here are a few examples of the things that annoy the author: pretentious hipsters, people who talk loudly in restaurants, disgusting public restrooms, pandering politicians, religious extremists, intercourse remorse, overly cheerful people, overly negative people, unfunny guy who thinks he's a stand up comic, kids throwing tantrums in public while their wimpy parents plead for them to take a "time out," bad childhood memories, and even his own annoying self. All these annoyances are covered in great detail in this book, along with dozens and dozens more. So if you're annoyed about l...


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Aaron Schultz has been blessed or cursed with many weird and strange thoughts that occupy his head. He has only shared a few of these thoughts with a small select group of family members and friends. Now he's decided to unleash all the twisted thoughts that reside in his brain with the rest of the world. Realizing that he's annoyed by this world most of the time, he wrote his first book that consists of only the things that annoy him entitled: I Am Annoyed: One Man's Rants Against This Annoying World. Coming soon is a book filled with thoughtful musings from his overactive mind, and maybe, hopefully, some works of fiction as well. He's also the writer of The Awesomely Self-Indulgent Writer's Blog, which is a blog that features his awesomely self-indulgent writings, of course. As the years go by, he hopes to entertain you with his brand of unique writings. Please join him on this journey, if you dare. It won't warp you too much...probably.


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Aaron Schultz has been blessed or cursed with many weird and strange thoughts that occupy his head. He has only shared a few of these thoughts with a small select group of family members and friends. Now he's decided to unleash all the twisted thoughts that reside in his brain with the rest of the world. Realizing that he's annoyed by this world most of the time, he wrote his first book that consi...


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Only 99 cents!!!

31 December

Here's something that's not annoying, I Am Annoyed is now priced for only 99 cents! So, for less than a dollar, you can read all my hilarious rants on everything that is annoying! What a great world we live in! ...Except for all the annoying stuff.


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Bill Dobbs

Bill Dobbs

19 April at 19:45

Aaron is indeed very annoyed about many things in this world. And I can sympathise with him. I downloaded the book at the weekend and have just finished it. It's very well written, funny, clever and witty. And I can really relate to so many of the everyday occurences that gets the author's back up. Never arrogant or haughty, often scathing, constantly objurate and frequently self-deprecating, the writer's musings and rants not only made me laugh but also made me reflect on why certain kinds of behaviour and certain situations annoy us so much. And whilst reading the book, I personally didn't get annoyed once.
Bill Dobbs

Bill Dobbs

Bill Dobbs

14 April at 16:04

Dear Shameless Aaron, I like your cover and blurb, too. I'm a big fan of over-the-top comedic rants and am looking forward to reading yours! Am about to download it on Kindle. Good luck with the book!
Bill

Aaron Schultz

Aaron Schultz

6 March at 09:38

Yes, I liked my own cover and blurb, and recommended my own book. I have no shame.

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