"IF ANYONE WOULD LIKE TO POINT OUT MY BOOBS, PLEASE FEEL FREE." OLIVE WINTERLEAF... Blessed with the ability to mangle the English language, Olive Winterleaf has no idea what she is writing and admits to making it up as she goes along. The idea for 'Tales of Nonagon' came to her when it was discovered that a microscopic lesion in the shape of a nonagon had lodged under one of her fingernails. A closer inspection revealed that this 'nonagon' harboured a population of biscuit crumbs. This inspired her to write complete drivel. Later, she discovered that the biscuits crumbs were running an illegal gambling club from her fingernail. This inspired her latest book, 'The Nonagon Mob' a sequel to the 'Tales of Nonagon' trilogy. In her spare time, she likes to go for long walks wearing a bright yellow necklace and large sunglasses. Though she also goes to the supermarket on a regular basis, wearing one of those hoods that are so fashionable.
"IF ANYONE WOULD LIKE TO POINT OUT MY BOOBS, PLEASE FEEL FREE." OLIVE WINTERLEAF... Blessed with the ability to mangle the English language, Olive Winterleaf has no idea what she is writing and admits to making it up as she goes along. The idea for 'Tales of Nonagon' came to her when it was discovered that a microscopic lesion in the shape of a nonagon had lodged under one of her fingernails. A closer inspection revealed that this 'nonagon' harboured a population of biscuit crumbs. This inspired her to write complete drivel. Later, she discovered that the biscuits crumbs were running an illegal gambling club from her fingernail. This inspired her latest book, 'The Nonagon Mob' a sequel to the 'Tales of Nonagon' trilogy. In her spare time, she likes to go for long walks wearing...
Olive Winterleaf
Laboratoire Winterleaf introduces new formula. Never worry about wrinkling your Kindle again. This astonishing compendium of illiterate drivel comes surrounded by a luxury imitation plasticated container via the Amazonian kindling place.