Thatchenstein

By Jack Strange

Comedy & satire, Horror, Paranormal | Paperback, eBook


THE STORY SO FAR… In Celebrity Chef Zombie Apocalypse, Professor Ted Forsyth made an amazing breakthrough. He created the ‘Lazarus Engine’ which could bring the dead back to life. Forsyth and his nephew Robert Turner tested the machine on a dead cat called Henderson, and on a dead celebrity chef called Floyd Rampant. The Lazarus Engine brought Henderson and Rampant back to life but also turned them into sex-crazed flesh-eating zombies. Rampant killed and ate the hapless inventor and his nephew, and then embarked on a crusade to conquer the world by making an army of undead celebrity chefs to do his bidding. His plan was thwarted by Tarquin Camemblert, the British Prime Minister. Camemblert lured Rampant and his zombie army to the town of Huddersfield, West Yorkshire and bombed the town out of existence. The only zombies who survived were Rampant, his two lieutenants, and Henderson, the zombie cat. Wally Pratt, a distant relative of Professor Forsyth, inherited his house, and the Lazarus Engine with it. Pratt was a member of an extreme right-wing political party called NS18. In order to earn kudos in the party, Pratt made a creature from recycled body parts which looked like Margaret Thatcher. He brought it to life using the Lazarus Engine, and the former great leader was reborn. He had created Thatchenstein. Now read on…. Thatchenstein is the third in the Jack Strange series of Zombie novels. the first was 'Celebrity Chef Zombie Apocalypse' and the second was 'Zomcats'.


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THE STORY SO FAR… In Celebrity Chef Zombie Apocalypse, Professor Ted Forsyth made an amazing breakthrough. He created the ‘Lazarus Engine’ which could bring the dead back to life. Forsyth and his nephew Robert Turner tested the machine on a dead cat called Henderson, and on a dead celebrity chef called Floyd Rampant. The Lazarus Engine brought Henderson and Rampant back to life but also turned them into sex-crazed flesh-eating zombies. Rampant killed and ate the hapless inventor and his nephew, and then embarked on a crusade to conquer the world by making an army of undead celebrity chefs to do his bidding. His plan was thwarted by Tarquin Camemblert, the British Prime Minister. Camemblert lured Rampant and his zombie army to the town of Huddersfield, West Yorkshire and bo...


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The mysterious Jack Strange is a man with a checkered past, having worked in a morgue, been a labourer, and a salesman. He’s dug holes… professionally (to what end, he refuses to say – sales? corpses? possibly both?), even more terrifying – he’s a former Lawyer. He enjoys parties and keeps himself fit (the kind of fit that makes you think he may engage in fisticuffs with Vinnie Jones on a semi-regular basis, or possibly drink stout with both hands while also throwing a perfect game of darts.) He is allegedly married with two adult daughters. They have yet to be located for comment.


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The mysterious Jack Strange is a man with a checkered past, having worked in a morgue, been a labourer, and a salesman. He’s dug holes… professionally (to what end, he refuses to say – sales? corpses? possibly both?), even more terrifying – he’s a former Lawyer. He enjoys parties and keeps himself fit (the kind of fit that makes you think he may engage in fisticuffs with Vinnie Jones on a semi-reg...


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