THE COWCHIP READER Volume 1

By Norman E. Morrison

Action & adventure, Comedy & satire, Crime & mystery, Fantasy, Sci-Fi, Short stories | eBook


Six funny bone tickling Cowchip Alabama novellas! If you're not absolutely delighted your next meal at the Cowchip Cafe in Cowchip Alabama is FREE! 359 pages of pure fun, humor and delightment! Come along with the foremost interpreter of the south, Norman Morrison, for six fantastic tales with a certain southern flavor well calculated to keep you glued to your electronic screen long after the first stroke of midnight. Meet Mynerd Troft, a failed and unemployed meat packing employee on a job interview at a secret location in Cowchip Alabama where he learns a secret so monstrous and deadly that the world of management cowers in fright that you too should discover their malevolent and vicious secret. String along with Port Love, the assistant manager down at the Cowchip Cafe in Cowchip Alabama as he struggles with a seemingly omnipotent alien who threatens the very survival of mankind while demanding extra hash browns with his burger to satiate his blood thirsty and unnatural cravings. Cringe in terror as you follow along with old man Poppin of the Poppin Hill Community near Cowchip Alabama who revels in death by frying pan while screaming to the world that he hates crispy bacon and all those who would consume it. A spell binding tale of southern crime mystery! Watch Norm, who just happens to be the most powerful man in the world, and just happens to reign over his worldly domain from the RYO Corporation Building located in downtown Cowchip Alabama find his lost soul (With a little help from his personal angel) on Christmas Eve. Then later on, way later on, sit on the edge of your seat as you watch Muttonhead Rex at work on the RYO Corporation gas-ice mining operation on Europa devising ways to downsize the company. That is, send several hundred slackers naked out an airlock to satisfy the whims of the RYO Corporation head office back on earth in, you guessed it, Cowchip Alabama. A short time later, ride along with control operations pals, Torgersen and Maloney on the RYO Corp space ice freighter 'The Three Virgins' gliding silently and deadly between Europa and Mars as they implement their plan to space their hated boss Melancho. Hateful rascal! Tales of Cowchip Alabama and the sinister RYO Corporation as fresh as today and as deadly as tomorrow. All in good fun with a little southern lingo thrown in for spice. The characters you'll meet mean no harm. Just trying to get along the best they can. Says The Cowchip Alabama Gazette: "Another tour de force by Morrison!" The Cowchip Reader Volume 1 is a selection of six short stories and novellas in the Cowchip Alabama and the sinister RYO Corporation series by Norman Morrison. A seriously good read! Rated PG This book contains for your enjoyment: Management Decision Mr. Poppin’s Basement Improvement Topdown Whiney Willie The Cowchip Café Christmas In Cowchip Disclaimer: No management or space aliens hurt in the making of this book, more or less. Strict monitoring provided by the SFPCMSA. (Society For Prevention Of Cruelty To Management and Space Aliens)


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Six funny bone tickling Cowchip Alabama novellas! If you're not absolutely delighted your next meal at the Cowchip Cafe in Cowchip Alabama is FREE! 359 pages of pure fun, humor and delightment! Come along with the foremost interpreter of the south, Norman Morrison, for six fantastic tales with a certain southern flavor well calculated to keep you glued to your electronic screen long after the first stroke of midnight. Meet Mynerd Troft, a failed and unemployed meat packing employee on a job interview at a secret location in Cowchip Alabama where he learns a secret so monstrous and deadly that the world of management cowers in fright that you too should discover their malevolent and vicious secret. String along with Port Love, the assistant manager down at the Cowchip Cafe in ...


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Discover the fantastic world of Cowchip/AL and the RYO Corporation. Norman E. Morrison (1955- ) is a born writer. He has lived the life of a writer, amassing a great deal of experiences through his various jobs. He has worked as a warehouseman unloading boxcars, he is a failed insurance salesman, a journeyman electrician, worked in television for a decade and a half, was a reluctant telephone operator, and an early Internet marketing entrepreneur. At one time he was a man of two continents, when he developed and sold Brazil travel packages with his start-up company.


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Discover the fantastic world of Cowchip/AL and the RYO Corporation. Norman E. Morrison (1955- ) is a born writer. He has lived the life of a writer, amassing a great deal of experiences through his various jobs. He has worked as a warehouseman unloading boxcars, he is a failed insurance salesman, a journeyman electrician, worked in television for a decade and a half, was a reluctant telephon...


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