The Sundial Salesman

By Chassis Albuquerque

Comedy & satire | eBook


A hilarious web of mistaken identity, adultery & blackmail, the gritty, autobiographical account of Ealing Broadway, 42 and bankrupt, the consequence of highly dysfunctional parents who insist he's adopted. "This is a life where you have to take what you can when you can while you can — because you can't take it with you." One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest and Fear And Loathing in Las Vegas meets Bukowski's Post Office — for the record, there's no suggestion there were any actual children offspring involved in the above literary mutation...



Apart from referring to himself in the 3rd person, Chassis Albuquerque suffered from a speech defect as a child — when he spoke, he continuously lied, and to counter this habit was given a typewriter by his parents and began to write. "My life’s full of them, outrageous exaggerations, I write because no one believes what I say." Chassis Albuquerque currently lives in London with his wife and baby daughter. He is on a diet (Low Carb) and learning Polish — this is unrelated to anything literary, he just thought to mention it.


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Apart from referring to himself in the 3rd person, Chassis Albuquerque suffered from a speech defect as a child — when he spoke, he continuously lied, and to counter this habit was given a typewriter by his parents and began to write. "My life’s full of them, outrageous exaggerations, I write because no one believes what I say." Chassis Albuquerque currently lives in London with his wife an...


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