ZOMCATS!

By Jack Strange

Comedy & satire, Horror, Paranormal | Paperback, eBook


President Doughnut has built a wall to keep the Mexicans out of America. But can he keep the zombies out too? Desperate for help with his “zombie problem,” Doughnut flies out to see the British Prime Minister. But Britain faces a problem that's far worse than plain old zombies. Thanks to Henderson, the original zomcat, Doughnut’s visit becomes more eventful than he could ever imagine. Will ‘The Doughnut’ leave Britain in Air Force One or in a body-bag? ZOMCATS! Is a satirically dark humour littered with blood, horror and gore. Zomcats! When their nine lives are up they claw their way back from the dead! 'Zomcats' is the second in the Jack Strange series of zombie novels. The first is 'Celebrity Chef Zombie Apocalypse' and the third (the sequel to 'Zomcats') is 'Thatchenstein.'




The mysterious Jack Strange is a man with a checkered past, having worked in a morgue, been a labourer, and a salesman. He’s dug holes… professionally (to what end, he refuses to say – sales? corpses? possibly both?), even more terrifying – he’s a former Lawyer. He enjoys parties and keeps himself fit (the kind of fit that makes you think he may engage in fisticuffs with Vinnie Jones on a semi-regular basis, or possibly drink stout with both hands while also throwing a perfect game of darts.) He is allegedly married with two adult daughters. They have yet to be located for comment.


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The mysterious Jack Strange is a man with a checkered past, having worked in a morgue, been a labourer, and a salesman. He’s dug holes… professionally (to what end, he refuses to say – sales? corpses? possibly both?), even more terrifying – he’s a former Lawyer. He enjoys parties and keeps himself fit (the kind of fit that makes you think he may engage in fisticuffs with Vinnie Jones on a semi-reg...


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