Limbo - If You Think Life Is Hard, Try Being Dead!

By Raymond P Cowie

Comedy & satire, Horror | Paperback, eBook


Elton Pepper thought the future looked bright. With a beautiful new wife, a well-paid job and his favourite sausages for tea, what more could a humble, unassuming desk jockey ask for? Of course, he couldn't have been more wrong if he tried, unless he was a scientologist, which he isn't. Due to circumstances unforeseen, Elton soon finds himself in a bit of a bind, nay more than that, it is a horrifying, blood-curdling, terror inducing nightmare and the only person who can help him, has two dirty great horns growing either the side of his bald head.



I was born in 1962, in the picturesque, sun-missed town of Huntly, Aberdeenshire, Scotland. For the past 47yrs, I’ve somehow managed to wheedle my way into the hearts and minds of the Auld Enemy, in the East Midlands of England. A bit late in life, I have become a full-time writer, dog walker and all-round, ambidextrous, two-footed lackey. In my spare time, I write amusing short stories, my last will and testament and a shopping list every Friday. As an author, I feel one must listen to that inner voice and respond appropriately. Of course, I don’t mean the barking voice that tells me to kill the neighbours or the one that tells me to give up writing, because I’m never going to be the next Katy Price. No, I refer to the other, much more fanciful voice, which is persistence personified. Of course, my scribbling isn’t going to be everyone’s cup of arsenic, but I suppose you could say that about any author, so... I enjoy most things Stephen Fry and at present reading Ken Follett, Charles Bukowski and H.P. Lovecraft. I think they’re all geniuses in their own charming, unassuming ways. Every day, I go for a walk in a nearby meadow with TJ the wonder-beagle. While at home, I write, cook, listen to different genres of music and eventually yell at the TV, all of which do me the world of good.


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I was born in 1962, in the picturesque, sun-missed town of Huntly, Aberdeenshire, Scotland. For the past 47yrs, I’ve somehow managed to wheedle my way into the hearts and minds of the Auld Enemy, in the East Midlands of England. A bit late in life, I have become a full-time writer, dog walker and all-round, ambidextrous, two-footed lackey. In my spare time, I write amusing short stories, my las...


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