The Catcher in the Eye

By Lotta Smith

Crime & mystery, Women's fiction, Romance, Comedy & satire | Paperback, eBook


Talk about eye-catching— Watch out, world. Here comes Kelly Kinki, a socialite dropout ready to run for America’s Next Top (Amateur) Sleuth. So far, things are going great. Her husband left her for a sexy dancer, British media calls her the Public Enemy#1, her former employer was murdered, and now she’s stuck with a dead-end job as a personal assistant to Michael Archangel, a former FBI Special Agent turned cross-dressing P.I., who treats her like the butt of jokes. A woman’s dead body was discovered in a deserted campsite in the outskirts of Washington D.C. She was murdered, and her eyeballs were poked out and taken away. Kelly’s boss gets summoned to identify to help catch the killer ASAP. But this was just the beginning—Eyeball Snatcher the serial killer was on a killing spree. The body count goes up while the FBI and Archangel struggle. Now it’s time for Kelly to step out into the criminal investigation scene in Washington D.C. neighborhoods, the home of bureaucrats, politicians, freaks, psychics, and murderers. Don’t underestimate her. She can cook, she can organize parties, and she can even breathe fire.


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Talk about eye-catching— Watch out, world. Here comes Kelly Kinki, a socialite dropout ready to run for America’s Next Top (Amateur) Sleuth. So far, things are going great. Her husband left her for a sexy dancer, British media calls her the Public Enemy#1, her former employer was murdered, and now she’s stuck with a dead-end job as a personal assistant to Michael Archangel, a former FBI Special Agent turned cross-dressing P.I., who treats her like the butt of jokes. A woman’s dead body was discovered in a deserted campsite in the outskirts of Washington D.C. She was murdered, and her eyeballs were poked out and taken away. Kelly’s boss gets summoned to identify to help catch the killer ASAP. But this was just the beginning—Eyeball Snatcher the serial killer was on a killing spree. ...


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Lotta Smith was born and reared in Japan, the home of ninjas, geishas, samurais, and Godzilla. When she was young, she had often witnessed hordes of Godzillas annihilating the city of Tokyo with their fire breaths. After surviving a series of Godzilla attacks, she went to medical school to see real corpses and sexy professors. While in medical school, she got to see real corpses, but sexy professors were nonexistent. She struggled with medical education and exams after exams, until realizing that she is a hardcore germaphobe. 'The Catcher in the Eye' is her debut novel.


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Lotta Smith was born and reared in Japan, the home of ninjas, geishas, samurais, and Godzilla. When she was young, she had often witnessed hordes of Godzillas annihilating the city of Tokyo with their fire breaths. After surviving a series of Godzilla attacks, she went to medical school to see real corpses and sexy professors. While in medical school, she got to see real corpses, but sexy profe...


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