THE MOST FUN YOU CAN HAVE FOR $0.99 CENTS!

By Kirt J Boyd

Comedy & satire | Paperback, eBook


DO YOU BELIEVE THAT YOU ARE ONLY AS OLD AS YOU FEEL? WELL, THEN . . . WELCOME! You are the newest resident at the Mary Stuart Riley Home for People of Advanced Years, affectionately nicknamed The Last Stop by its residents. If you were thinking about quietly entering your twilight years, think again. And if you try slipping peacefully into the hereafter, your fellow white-hairs will pull you back by your ankles, all the while chanting something indecipherable but which can only mean LIFE! No one ever dies at The Last Stop; they just decide to move on. So come on in. Just watch out for Holy Moses. He's a 169lb Mastiff who likes cherry twizzlers and he's known to throw his weight around. He has very strong opinions, so try to make a good first impression. You don't want him to put a little red check next to your name. That's Beverly up there waiting for you. She'll take you through Orientation and get you settled. Just don't ask her why she never fed the fish. TAKE A BREAK FROM THE SERIOUS! YOUR BLOOD PRESSURE WILL THANK YOU FOR IT! Show less


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DO YOU BELIEVE THAT YOU ARE ONLY AS OLD AS YOU FEEL? WELL, THEN . . . WELCOME! You are the newest resident at the Mary Stuart Riley Home for People of Advanced Years, affectionately nicknamed The Last Stop by its residents. If you were thinking about quietly entering your twilight years, think again. And if you try slipping peacefully into the hereafter, your fellow white-hairs will pull you back by your ankles, all the while chanting something indecipherable but which can only mean LIFE! No one ever dies at The Last Stop; they just decide to move on. So come on in. Just watch out for Holy Moses. He's a 169lb Mastiff who likes cherry twizzlers and he's known to throw his weight around. He has very strong opinions, so try to make a good first impression. You don't want him to pu...


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Kirt J Boyd is the author of the Humor Novel, The Last Stop, the first in a series taking place at an upscale retirement community. $0.99 cents on Kindle through 12/31/13. http://tinyurl.com/nu7dh6o He is also a NCSF certified Personal Trainer, and enjoys Crossfit, Strength Training,hanging out with his dog, and buying more books than he'll ever have time to read.



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