Twisted Fairy Tales

By Dylan Callens

Comedy & satire | eBook


Snow White as the cocaine queen? Hansel and Gretel abducted by aliens? And since when is Red’s granny into cosplay? Modern mayhem claws its way into nine classic once upon a times. The result: Twisted Fairy Tales. In these nine short stories, don’t expect an innocent Cinderella or a sober Red Riding Hood. As for Pinocchio, the truth about what really grows when he lies is revealed. From Sergeant Wolf in “Three Little Pigs” to Chanse Gex in “The Ugly Duckling”, these fairy tales will hint at your favorite childhood stories, then unabashedly shred them apart. Enjoy!



Dylan Callens grew up in Delhi, Ontario. From a young age, he was always interested in writing; however, in high school, his interests were focused more towards music. He dreamed of being famous in a heavy metal band named Nothing Sacred. Unfortunately, the band wasn't all that good, so fame and fortune never transpired. Afterwards, Dylan moved to Sudbury, Ontario to attend Laurentian University. While attending, he wrote for the university paper, Lambda, as a columnist, then news editor. Afterwards, he became the Program Director at CKLU radio. Somewhere during that time, Dylan was able to graduate with a degree in English and philosophy. With such a heavy demand for philosophers in the workplace, Dylan decided to attend teacher's college. He continues to live and teach in Sudbury, Ontario.


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Dylan Callens grew up in Delhi, Ontario. From a young age, he was always interested in writing; however, in high school, his interests were focused more towards music. He dreamed of being famous in a heavy metal band named Nothing Sacred. Unfortunately, the band wasn't all that good, so fame and fortune never transpired. Afterwards, Dylan moved to Sudbury, Ontario to attend Laurentian Universit...


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